United Breaks Guitars, but makes good Mai Tai's

So United has driven me insane too many times to count. So you can imagine how nervous I was recently when I finally booked a real vacation and trusted them to get me from Denver to Maui without a major hassle.

United did an awesome job of getting us to Hawaii without any hassle. More shocking, it was pleasant. The flight staff were friendly, they decorated the cabin with Flower Leis and were friendly. They even served Mai Tai's (with little pineapple things).

So there, I said something nice about them. I was happy, they did good and I patted the puppy (I mean airline) on the head.

On the way home our flight was late, they forgot meals for half the cabin and somehow parked a screaming child on all 4 sides of me. Getting it right half the time is a good start. At least they picked the right half to screw up.

United Breaks Guitar's -- This is a must watch